Sick and tired of being sick and tired!

Blogged on Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 by Rachael. Filed in Blog365, Emo, Health.

Today, I reached the pissed-off stage of being extra specially sick. For a while, it was almost relaxing to be laid out in bed for several days, unable to do anything but roll over and go back to sleep.

But then it started to really irritate me that nothing is making me feel better enough to DO anything. I rather enjoy being able to go to the bathroom without needing someone to lean on all the way there.

I have a killer headache and I still feel like utter tripe, but guess what?! I’m pretending I don’t feel sick!! Because being sick is bothersome!! (And I’m going to bed soon anyway, which will be super easy because I’ve been IN the bed nearly all day, when I wasn’t sitting on the couch or sitting on my favorite orange chair.)

HAHA, flu! Guess what? I. HATE. YOU. There, I said it. I’m done pretending that I have enjoyed your stay here, even though I did get some unexpected extra vacation-type time out of it. I LOATHE your presence, in fact. The truth hurts, but I have to be honest with you. I have better things to do than sit around and wait for you to go away, so from now on I’m just ignoring you until you leave. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out! And don’t you dare eat that chocolate cake!

Tags: health