From the category archives:

Funny

There Comes A Time

December 16, 2009

There Comes A Time In Every Woman’s Life…
When she thinks about having a baby. Or babies! Maybe several of them (possibly not all at once), and she thinks fondly about it.
Maybe she doesn’t think fondly about it, and instead she thinks fondly about other people’s babies, in the same fond manner, because she can play [...]

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Monday Confessional

November 9, 2009

Sometimes I don’t wash my face until it reminds me that it’s dirty. Like, my skin feels itchy and I suddenly realize OH DUH, IT FEELS LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT’S NOT CLEAN.
I don’t enjoy going out in public until I’m already out in public.
I hate answering my phone.
More than two cups of coffee usually gives [...]

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You Know You've Been Designing For Too Long When

October 12, 2009

1. You want to mention on Twitter about your neighbors’ ongoing (and LOUD) home renovations, and the first phrase that springs to mind is that they’ve been editing their house.
2. You are momentarily confused about what to do with your dirty lunch dishes, because you can’t seem to drag and drop them into the trash.
3. [...]

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Yes, I Know I Already Posted Today, But This Couldn't Wait

June 7, 2009

…because I’m SERGEANT STRICT!! Bwa hahahaha!

(I’m really sorry if you came here expecting to see something USEFUL. I guess I’m actually having a day full of silliness and relaxing, so you get to join in!)
(The next thing I post will be useful. PROMISE.)

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I Dare You To Watch This Whole Thing Without Breakdancing

June 7, 2009

I found this over at Mrs. Fussypants’ blog yesterday, and I’ve watched it multiple times since then. If I watched this every morning along with my morning coffee, I think I would ALWAYS have a good day.

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Things I Will Not Miss About This Trailer Park

September 26, 2008

Things I will absolutely NOT miss about living in this trailer park:

Crazy neighbor lady’s pot smoke seeping in through my paper thin walls.
Incessant banging and pounding and swearing, which accompanies taking down the horribly dilapidated trailers that are being replaced with new ones (presumably).
Crazy neighbor lady’s filthy flea-ridden cats leaving dirty kitty-prints all over my [...]

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