23: Spam is delicious!
Blogged on Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 by Rachael. Filed in Randomness.
I was emptying my Gmail spam folder, and some of the senders and message headers were just too hilarious not to share. Enjoy your laugh!
i love you writes: male panda too fat to have sex. I can’t believe this poor creature’s personal (and embarrassing) problem is being so carelessly bandied about. Oh, and I love you too… whoever you are.
onlyWebsites says I Have Redesigned Your Website! Hey! You didn’t even ASK for my permission, you jerk!
Alyson Muller writes: I want sale you rolex. Do you want one? You know, grammar is everything. If you had capitalized ‘rolex’ and used proper sentence structure, I might just have been tempted. Sorry, Alyson - here I was wanting an expensive watch and YOU BLEW IT.
Tanya says that maybe it’s the best time. I don’t know what she means, but it seems optimistic. Maybe it IS the best time!
So what are you all up to today?
12 Responses to “23: Spam is delicious!”
hey….how’s buffy?
thanks for all your help on sunday. i was really out of it. i only remember a few scattered images and voices….
praying for buffy…..
Feb 27, 2007
You dare to open the Spam folder? how brave.
Feb 28, 2007
Of course! I open it because it’s usually so hilarious. I am rarely disappointed. :D
Feb 28, 2007
rofl - I got spammed by jesus that nearly blew me away!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha ME - on God’s spam list - that CAN’T be good!
Feb 28, 2007
ROFL, Cylithria!! What did he say?!
Feb 28, 2007
How’s Buffy?
Mar 1, 2007
Well, after your daringness to look in your spam folder, I took a look in mine for the first time ever. It has 18796 mesages in it….well after today it will start at 0 because I am going to delete it all. But I found that I too had many messages near the top about watches, someone must have found a way to make them in their basement or something. I find the names of the senders more interesting then the subjects, you can totally tell they are mostly all fake names. Probably the same guy with is computer on auto send with a random from address plastered to each one.
Josh
Mar 1, 2007
Ok, I just scrolled to the bottom of my spam and have to share this one, From: Chris L. Smith, Subject: Urgent Message, Date: Sat 11/27/54 1:26am
So if it was so urgent, why did it take so long to get to me, or is it a message from the future?
Mar 1, 2007
Josh, yeah, probably about the guy in his basement - ROFL. I wonder if he ever makes any money on those darn Rolexes.
That spam MUST be from the future!! Except it should have said ‘To the Josh of the past’ so that you’d know for sure. ;)
Mar 1, 2007
Grampal, she’s actually in surgery RIGHT NOW. Her lipase went down from 1500 to 400 during the night, so they’re taking out the dang gall bladder once and for all. :D
Mar 1, 2007
well it took them LONG enough! i had mine out as son as they heard me say it felt kinda wierd too, so could they please check it out with the rest of the ultrasound for my uterous? both came out in the same surgery.
sept 3 1993 i left the hospital without them.
haven’t missed either one of them!
praying it all goes well. at least they got right to the core of the problem this time.
Mar 2, 2007
God I love spam. Most of it is hilarious
Mar 3, 2007